This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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