i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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