Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
