I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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