i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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