You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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