i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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