My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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