some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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