I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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