i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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