He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have aggressive nipples.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
