Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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