Only a mothe r could love this liver
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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