I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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