I cannot find my penis.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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