is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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