dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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