he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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