So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
