Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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