Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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