just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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