he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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