wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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