My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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