do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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