if i died would you start the facebook group?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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