it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
