Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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