Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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