I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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