i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
