Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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