Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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