It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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