Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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