mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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