she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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