After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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