Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Michael Bay diarrhea
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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