Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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