weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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