I think scott just propositioned me for sex
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
