Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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