oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Non-Jews are for practice
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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