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(512): View more from Texas

I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.

(519): View more from Ontario

If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.

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(954): View more from Florida

You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?

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(440): View more from Ohio

eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(

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just blow him with soup in your mouth.

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(314): View more from Missouri

we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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(206): View more from Washington

I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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(310): View more from California

Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.

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(410): View more from Maryland

dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity

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