More tranny stories later!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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