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say what?
wanna hang out?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
