Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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