Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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