Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we're making bets on your personal life
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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